Chris and I just did our first inter-Skype commentary and it was a rousing success. This means that in the future you can expect much more frequent (and -- Kurt Thomas willing -- regular) Gymkommentary tracks for your listening enjoyment. #7 is in the can and should be ready for download by the weekend. In the meantime, here's your clue as to the film:
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
GYMKOMMENTARY #6: Rambo: First Blood Part II
It's a long road, when you're on your own. And it hurts when they tear your dreams apart. And it's a longer road, when you're with the Gymkommentators. And it hurts when they never shut their mouths.
The Tale of the Tape
Film: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Director: George P. Cosmatos
Runtime: 96 minutes
Genre: National Revenge Fantasy
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Charles Napier, Martin Kove, Julia Nickson-Soul
Rated: R for Gun Violence, Graphic Sweat Stains, and Scenes of Intense Facial Jiggling
IMDb, Wikipedia, Officially Licensed Rambo Knives
To get this RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentary
On Gymkommentary 6: Rambo: First Blood Part II: Leonard Part 6, Matt and Chris head back to Vietnam, a land of exotic beauty, blatantly racist dialogue, and architecture that explodes when you shoot it with an arrow. Rambo's gonna take a mulligan on that whole Vietnam War thing: and this time, we get to WIN, thanks to Sly Stallone's rippling physique and flapping jowls. Grab some popcorn and a good supply of bodybags, and prepare yourselves for the bloodiest Gymkommentary ever.
The Tale of the TapeFilm: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Director: George P. Cosmatos
Runtime: 96 minutes
Genre: National Revenge Fantasy
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Charles Napier, Martin Kove, Julia Nickson-Soul
Rated: R for Gun Violence, Graphic Sweat Stains, and Scenes of Intense Facial Jiggling
IMDb, Wikipedia, Officially Licensed Rambo Knives
To get this RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentary
On Gymkommentary 6: Rambo: First Blood Part II: Leonard Part 6, Matt and Chris head back to Vietnam, a land of exotic beauty, blatantly racist dialogue, and architecture that explodes when you shoot it with an arrow. Rambo's gonna take a mulligan on that whole Vietnam War thing: and this time, we get to WIN, thanks to Sly Stallone's rippling physique and flapping jowls. Grab some popcorn and a good supply of bodybags, and prepare yourselves for the bloodiest Gymkommentary ever.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
GYMKOMMENTARY #5: The Wicker Man (2006)
Okay everyone! Look at the camera and say "How'd it get burned?!? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?"
The Tale of the Tape
Film: The Wicker Man (2006)
Director: Neil LaBute
Runtime: 102 minutes
Genre: Regrettable Remake
Stars: Nicholas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Leelee Sobieski
Rated: PG-13 for Intense Hairpieces, Suggestive Kicks to the Face, and Disturbing Images of Little Girls Being Run Over By Trucks On Boats
IMDb, Wikipedia, The Wicker Man on Rotten Tomatoes
To get this WICKER MAN GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentary
On this enthralling edition of Gymkommentary, Matt and Chris head off to Summersisle where the women paint their faces like villains from the original Star Trek, the men are mute sex slaves, and Nicholas Cage calls little girls liars and kicks Leelee Sobieski right in her talk hole. I know it sounds like the greatest place on earth, but don't go buying a timeshare just yet! For this island carries a terrible secret. What could it be? I don't want to spoil anything, but here's a hint: it rhymes with "schmooman hackrifice." Truly these are our favorite things, our favorite things.
The Tale of the TapeFilm: The Wicker Man (2006)
Director: Neil LaBute
Runtime: 102 minutes
Genre: Regrettable Remake
Stars: Nicholas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Leelee Sobieski
Rated: PG-13 for Intense Hairpieces, Suggestive Kicks to the Face, and Disturbing Images of Little Girls Being Run Over By Trucks On Boats
IMDb, Wikipedia, The Wicker Man on Rotten Tomatoes
To get this WICKER MAN GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentary
On this enthralling edition of Gymkommentary, Matt and Chris head off to Summersisle where the women paint their faces like villains from the original Star Trek, the men are mute sex slaves, and Nicholas Cage calls little girls liars and kicks Leelee Sobieski right in her talk hole. I know it sounds like the greatest place on earth, but don't go buying a timeshare just yet! For this island carries a terrible secret. What could it be? I don't want to spoil anything, but here's a hint: it rhymes with "schmooman hackrifice." Truly these are our favorite things, our favorite things.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Gymkommentary 5 is alive!
Holy crap, has it taken a while. I blame Bernie Madoff.
Okay, here's your clue:
"Good luck. Good life. Good Gymkommentary. Coming Soon."
Okay, here's your clue:
"Good luck. Good life. Good Gymkommentary. Coming Soon."
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
GYMKOMMENTARY #4: Can't Stop the Music
It's fun to listen to:
GYM!
KOM!
MEN!
TARY!
It's fun to listen to:
GYM!
KOM!
MEN!
TARY!
It has everything
That you're meant to enjoy
It's guaranteed not to annoy
And so on. We'll get to the synchronized dancing later.
In the Navy, you can put your mind at ease. In Gymkommentary, you can put your mind in a small box you keep in the back of your closet. You will not be needing it.
The Tale of the Tape
Film: Can't Stop the Music (1980)
Director: Nancy Walker
Runtime: 124 minutes
Genre: Disco Nightmare
Stars: Steve Guttenberg, Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner, Village People
Rated: PG for Scenes of Death by Love, Interpretive Box Dancing, and Graphic Manliness
IMDb, The Official Village People's Official Site (Officially)
To get this CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentary
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. but it's even more fun to do it with us. Did you know that Steve Guttenberg created the Village People while wearing painter's overalls? Me neither. But it's true! CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC wouldn't lie. Join Chris and Matt on a heavily mustachioed odyssey through the fascinating history of the greatest band ever.
GYM!
KOM!
MEN!
TARY!
It's fun to listen to:
GYM!
KOM!
MEN!
TARY!
It has everything
That you're meant to enjoy
It's guaranteed not to annoy
And so on. We'll get to the synchronized dancing later.
In the Navy, you can put your mind at ease. In Gymkommentary, you can put your mind in a small box you keep in the back of your closet. You will not be needing it.
The Tale of the Tape
Film: Can't Stop the Music (1980)
Director: Nancy Walker
Runtime: 124 minutes
Genre: Disco Nightmare
Stars: Steve Guttenberg, Valerie Perrine, Bruce Jenner, Village People
Rated: PG for Scenes of Death by Love, Interpretive Box Dancing, and Graphic Manliness
IMDb, The Official Village People's Official Site (Officially)
To get this CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:
http://feeds.feedburner.com/gymkommentary
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. but it's even more fun to do it with us. Did you know that Steve Guttenberg created the Village People while wearing painter's overalls? Me neither. But it's true! CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC wouldn't lie. Join Chris and Matt on a heavily mustachioed odyssey through the fascinating history of the greatest band ever.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Gymkommentary 4 is on the way...
It's probably going to take a week or two to get the file cleaned up and uploaded but it's already recorded. Here's your clue:
...and, no, it's not Wayne's World 2.
...and, no, it's not Wayne's World 2.
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