Wednesday, March 11, 2009

GYMKOMMENTARY #6: Rambo: First Blood Part II

It's a long road, when you're on your own. And it hurts when they tear your dreams apart. And it's a longer road, when you're with the Gymkommentators. And it hurts when they never shut their mouths.

The Tale of the Tape
Film: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Director: George P. Cosmatos
Runtime: 96 minutes
Genre: National Revenge Fantasy
Stars: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Charles Napier, Martin Kove, Julia Nickson-Soul
Rated: R for Gun Violence, Graphic Sweat Stains, and Scenes of Intense Facial Jiggling
IMDb, Wikipedia, Officially Licensed Rambo Knives

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On Gymkommentary 6: Rambo: First Blood Part II: Leonard Part 6, Matt and Chris head back to Vietnam, a land of exotic beauty, blatantly racist dialogue, and architecture that explodes when you shoot it with an arrow. Rambo's gonna take a mulligan on that whole Vietnam War thing: and this time, we get to WIN, thanks to Sly Stallone's rippling physique and flapping jowls. Grab some popcorn and a good supply of bodybags, and prepare yourselves for the bloodiest Gymkommentary ever.