Wednesday, July 29, 2009

GYMKOMMENTARY #7: The Scorpion King

He killed Babylonians. He killed Mesopotamians. But he was no match for: Gymkommentarians.

The Tale of the Tape
Film: The Scorpion King (2002)
Director: Chuck Russell
Runtime: 92 minutes
Genre: Sandalsploitation
Stars: The Rock, Steven Brand, Michael Clarke Duncan, Kelly Hu, Peter Facinelli
Rated: PG-13 for Mild Sword Violence Without Blood, Atrocious White Man Dreadlocks, and Scenes of A Dude Claiming to Invent Things He Didn't Actually Invent.
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On this Gymkommentary, the actor formerly known as the wrestler The Rock makes the movie formerly known as Conan the Barbarian. Yes, swords, sandals, and sorcery: this movie has it all. Or at least all that Conan had. But it's fun anyway. Oh and if you can smell what The Rock is cooking, consult your physician. He is not in your house and you should not be able to smell him or his protein-rich diet.