Thursday, August 27, 2009

GYMKOMMENTARY #8: Universal Soldier: The Return

Like Jean-Claude Van Damme, Grover Cleveland, or that case of herpes you got in Sausalito, Gymkommentary has returned!

The Tale of the Tape
Film: Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Director: Mic Rodgers
Runtime: 82 minutes
Genre: Needless Action Franchise Prolonger
Stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Heidi Schanz, Xander Berkeley
Rated: R for Excessive Male Grunting, Blatant HAL 9000 ripoffs, and A Totally Gratuitous Scene in a Strip Club
IMDb, Wikipedia, Michael Jai White's "Private Alcove"

To get this UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN GYMKOMMENTARY FILE in your iTunes, open iTunes then go "Advanced" to "Subscribe to Podcast" and then enter this link:

Yes, JCVD is back. And he brought his spin kicks, that big knot on his forehead, and some new pals including pro wrestler Bill "Goldberg" Goldberg for Universal Soldier Colon The Return. Wait is the colon supposed to be silent? Eh, whatever.


Charisma Ursula McKracken said...

Hey guys. I really love your commentary tracks; they are a lot of fun to listen to. I periodically re-watch them when I'm in the mood to really laugh. It feels like I'm watching a movie with a couple of invisible friends. I even gave my dad a synced version of Gymkata for Christmas to introduce him to you. I hope you guys are having a great holiday and I'm looking forward to the next Gymkommentary.

Matt Singer said...


Thanks for listening and for sharing a Gymkommentary with your father for Christmas. I hope he appreciates just how truly lucky he is. Our apologies for not posting any more Gymkommentaries in the last few months of '09, but I'm uploading our next track right now, and Chris and I have recorded another track to go up a few weeks from now as well. Thanks again!